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And answered the telephone all that while.
've also drawn up a widow's Last Will
And presented her with her service bill;
felt that this was my very last stand
When I heard the dame was worth fifty
grand.

A stubborn client just paid his fee

But it don't mean a blessed thing to me; Some Supplementary Proceedings have been completed,

Our client is already as good as defeated. We have a new case for a smuggler of dope,

If he gave me a shot I could give him some hope.

He smuggled in heroin and loads of morphine,

Keeps yelling he's innocent and won't
come clean.

Our chronic vagrant is again in jail,
This time held for a thousand bail;
He's been up on charges seven times be-
fore,

But he's young yet, so he'll have lots more.
A subway representative just came in to

pay

For a train that got into a client's way.
The injuries sustained were of a minor sort,
And we hastily settled it outside of court.
I drew up two judgments and one release,
For little me there is no peace!

I pounded out a beautiful ten-page brief
Which will serve to keep a liar on Relief.
Then a Notice of Contempt and a Gar-
nishee,

But we'll never make legal history.
Three Executions and a Notice of Appeal,
And minutes, in shorthand, of some for-
eigner's spiel.

When these master minds commence to
work,

Pity the steno and the lowly law clerk.
They talk in millions every single day,
And count out pennies for our weekly pay.
Oh, you can have your members of the
Legal Bar,

I'm a'goin' out West where the real Men

are!

Away from Citations - Law Journals —

and Law

Oh, I'm through with being a legal cat's-
paw!!
Mildred Lewis.

"SS"

Here and There

Every lawyer, I suppose, has his own theory as to what the "ss." in the venue represents. The law dictionaries suggest that it represents the Latin "scilicet." | have always thought that made no sense, since it doesn't explain why there are two s's nor why, in the lawyer's tradition, the "ss." terminates the venue. I used to hear some people say that it stood for "suum sigillum", but that made no sense because, among other reasons, the seal never had a place in the venue or elsewhere than at the end of the document. Folk etymology is responsible for such inventions as "said state." In looking through Fitzherbert's Natura Brevium the other day, it struck me that the word should be "salutes", meaning "greetings." The old commonlaw writs contained the form "salutem", "greeting", as part of the venue, and in Chitty's Forms the English of the writ contained the word "greeting" with the venue. The two s's indicate the plural; and certainly the word "greetings" is common enough in official documents.

Can it be that the standard practice grew up in this country in the early days to keep the greetings in the venue even though we had dropped the King as the conventional author of court process? The early records of some of our courts ought to yield interesting material.

Samuel Klaus, Washington, D. C.

Hotel and Jail

Landlord is Also the Jailor in Newfane,

Vermont

The little village of Newfane, Vt., county seat of Windham county, has the distinction of possessing what is perhaps the only combined hotel and jail in this part of the world. If you stop at Newfane and put up for the night you are pretty

likely to sleep under the same roof that shelters prisoners serving sentences or awaiting a hearing. Occupants of one end of the building pay for their own meals and lodging. For those in the other end the county pays the bill.

It depends on which end of the building they put up in. One end has curtained windows and the rooms are real cozv. That end's all hotel. But in the other erd the windows have bars-it's the county jail.

Charles Whitney is innkeeper with ore hand, jailer with the other. His son Fran cis acts as clerk of the jail and hotel c'er Guest or prisoner, you enter by the or are booked — same door, register at the same desk. But prisoners are taken behind the desk. Paying guests rema in front of the counter.

Prisoners tend and milk the cows that provide cream for guests' coffee, wash the hotel dishes, mow the hotel lawn and mira the hotel furnace.

A prisoner used to bring the guests their mail from the village postoffice unt Jailer Whitney concluded that was thrusting temptation on a man.

The dual establishment resulted from a fight over the county seat. Newfane, cen trally located, was chosen first. But Brattleboro and Bellows Falls, located at coposing ends of the county, developed fast

er.

When agitation was started to have the jail, and the courthouse across the street moved, Newfane contrived to have the hotel built so that court personnel co stop there during sessions.

The motor age changed things. Cour personnel avoids the rural hostelry, driving 13 miles to Brattleboro daily. But Wat ney still runs the jail; rents the hotel from the county at a nominal fee, and lodge tourists in summer, deer hunters in autumn and skiers in winter.

The Schuylerville (N.Y.) Standard.

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"Off the Record"

Any Answers?

"Honi soit qui mal y pense”

Just as a sample of what we Oklahoma wyers have to contend with, I enclose an xact copy of a letter received from a Cherokee Indian this morning by my office

artner:

"Enclosing letter of the 24th ultimo,: I esiring an information. If the will obained by the party of the first part; to home owner of the party as in case of leath. does the will set aside or does it ransfarable? If first party dies; to whom he will made to. Second party of the secand part. In other word; Is one will still n good standing if 3 dies on same will. Or is it the will has to be change and eprobate.

"Give us an imediate answer and defiite.

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by me first duly sworn, according to law, deposes and says that one Wellington Claytor, did unlawfully and with intent thereon, did inveigle one Maude L. Smith by enticing she, the said Maude L. Smith, to go with him to the Probate Judge to get a license to marry, and she, the said Maude L. Smith, a minor, and under the age of twenty-one years, to-wit, the age of seventeen years old, which said license were issued, and marriage in conclusion thereof, contrary to the statute in such cases made and provided, and against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio. Glenn Syrus

Sworn to and subscribed before me this 20th day of January, 1938.

Fred Millisor
Justice of the Peace.

Has any offense been committed?
H. W. Cherrington,
Gallipolis, Ohio.

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State of Ohio, Gallia County, ss: Glenn Syrus, personally appeared before me, Fred Millisor, Justice of the Peace in and for said county of Gallia, Ohio, who

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